My dad is stronger than your dad!

Posted on an Eastern Catholic Board:

"Just who is, and who is not, 'Orthodox' is a great sport on many 'Orthodox' forums. More 'Orthodox than thou' is a common trial. It is all a variant on the 'My Dad is stronger than your Dad' theme. Other examples are: 'My calendar is older than your calendar' or 'My praxis is stricter than your praxis' or 'My schism is more recent than your schism' etc. etc. etc."

What jolly good fun! How about:

• "My priest's vestments are frillier than your priest's vestments!"
• "My indult parish is more oppressed by the diocese than your indult parish!"
• "My Distributism is more equalitarian than your Distributism!"
• "My eye's splinter is a lot smaller than your eye's!"